“Is it good genes or good docs?” Mayer posited this weekend in an Instagram story.
“Here, let me tighten my face all the way up. Look at that,” he said, apparently impressed by how good his skin still looks. “Well, now I just look weird, but you see what I mean?”
But he already seemed to know the answer. “I don’t smoke, and I don’t drink anymore, and I don’t go out in the sun, and I don’t eat, and I don’t love anybody. And I don’t …” he said trailing off.
According to his 2016 post on his beauty routine, in addition to not being in love, he also loves expensive skin cream. Specifically, Natural Bissé $600 Diamond Life Infusion cream, Diamond Extreme Eye cream, C+C Vitamin Complex, and Diamond Mist, which we assume helps lock in all the moisture and loneliness.